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tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
people who’re just now saying they love sansa stark because of how “badass” she is
i am three years behind in my math homework
The right way
know your rights
eggs . just buy eggs. buy 7,000 eggs buy all th e fukcing eggs all of them and there could be money?? hundred dollar bills. egg s . crack the eggs find the $$$ . enough money 2 pay off ur mortgage. soo much money sooo much eggs pay ur mortageg off from egg money its the only way
This is still my favorite comic ever
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
drawing creepy versions of boys is my new day job since shifts cuts at work