"The real world isn’t like that"
Yes, I know. We know.
Why do you think we’re trying to create a safe space, with trigger warnings, without slurs, where people actually treat us like we deserve respect?
Because we know what the real world is like. And the real world treats us like shit.
the big titty committee be like
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES